Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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