Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I'm in Tiajuana

(404): View more from Georgia

You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago

(706): View more from Georgia

I could be

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me

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(616): View more from Michigan

i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

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(214): View more from Texas

Come over. Drunk tacos.

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That isn't even a sentence.

(214): View more from Texas

I kept the important parts.

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(530): View more from California

Maybe I'm a robot.

(831): View more from California

You can't be that drunk already

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(519): View more from Ontario

I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.

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