So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was so not down for the gang bang
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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