READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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