Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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