Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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