So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
