In the future we'll all be gay
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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