I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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