if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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