I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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