Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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