She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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