What did we do last night that was yellow?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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