Whod you bang
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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