How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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