I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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