ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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