I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm just crazy horny about you
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize