dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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