Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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