i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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