So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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