I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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