Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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