I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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