good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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