Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
