If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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