why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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