Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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