Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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