But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
