Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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