If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why didn't you poke me back
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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