Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
