You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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