I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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