Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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