I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
