guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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