Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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