My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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