Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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