Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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