Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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