Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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