Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
how does that bad decision feel?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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