She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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