ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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