Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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