New invention idea: vibrating tampons
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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