with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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