this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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