umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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