I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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