I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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