like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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